A young, free-range chicken. A dominating, ravenous chef. A naughty tale of fowl play.
If Fifty Shades of Grey left you hungry and lusting for more (more, more!), satisfy your culinary kink with Fifty Shades of Chicken, a titillating collection of tied-and-true recipes bound to make every meal a turn-on:
Dripping Thighs, Learning to Truss You, Erect Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Happy Ending Chicken
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Oh my God I just came across. This is searching for a book trailers. It’s the best laugh of the day. Incredible.
I cook, the other half sent me the link. LOL OK, I love it. Is that bad?
LOL, I wish I had a body like this bloke!
Where's the oil, just lather right on it, all over 🤤 oh yeah mmm… LMAO
I lost…
Anyone here from Tumblr?
Patrick Stewart? Why? WHY?
I just bought this book-
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WHY IS THIS A THING hSHSHHAH
This is hilarious, I remember looking at this book at TJ Maxx and I softly giggled to myself when I skimmed through the pages. I put it back later 😇
Did he season the chicken?
i think i need a cigarette (and i don't smoke).
This sounds like Patrick Stewart…
LOL,LOL
close your eyes throughout this video
Screen was all black. Refreshed, same thing
that guy is sexy af
OMG I'm in tears! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sir Patrick, ladies and gentlemen. The Queen must be very pleased.
omg. I bought this from Bank of Books for my ex-boyfriend's mother (we're obviously really close) just to make her laugh. Its put together well, chocked full of hilarious puns.
I love the chapter titles:
TABLE OF CONTENTS
1: The Novice Bird
Extra-Virgin Chicken, Vanilla Chicken, Popped-Cherry Pullet, Learning-to-Truss-You, Chicken with a Lardon, Spanked Hen, Hot-Rubbed Hen, Spicy Fowl, Slicked Chick, Hard and Crisp Chicken on Soft Dumplings, Basted Bird, Holy Mole!, Chili-Lashed Fricassee, Bone-In Broiler, Cock Au Vin, Pulled Pullet, and Please-Don’t-Stop Chicken
2: Falling to Pieces: Chicken Parts and Bits
Holy-Hell Wings, Bound Wings, Chicken-Strip Tease, Sticky (Chicken) Fingers, Dripping Thighs, Spread and Stuffed Thighs, Pounded Thighs, Creamed Chicken Supreme, Go-Get-the-Butter Breasts, Steamy White Meat, Chicken and Tongue Ring, Pounded Tenderloin, Crimson Chicken Breasts, Iced Chicken Salad, Skewered Chicken, Chicken Hearts and Flowers, Chicken Sub
3: Advanced Technique: Chickens Gone Wild
Spatchcocked Chicken, Capon on Top, Boned Chicken, Spread-Eagle Chicken, Safe-Word Fowl, Hard-Limit Bird, Hogtied and Porked Chicken (with sausage), Red-Cheeked Chook (with apple), You Dirty Bird, Backdoor Beer Can Chicken, Erect Chicken, Forcemeat Chicken Foam, Hard-Slapped Roaster, Rough-Stuffed Clucker, Quailing Chicken Gelee, (Flame) Licked Chick
Internet.
They really need a elders react response to this video
Ahh, cooking with a cock.
This…. is by far the hottest thing I've seen
PRON!
I don't know what I should feel right now… horny or hungry…
This was classic